
After his nationwide critical-smash sellout 2023/24 Tour, Andy is back with a brand-new show. As seen on Netflix, Amazon Prime, BBC iPlayer, Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, and his 2025 NextUp standup special.
SEPTEMBER 2025
04 Sep 2025
Walton on Thames
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Work in Progress
Riverhouse Barn
12 Sep 2025
Cranleigh
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Work in Progress
Cranleigh Arts
27 Sep 2025
Maidenhead
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Norden Farm
OCTOBER 2025
02 Oct 2025
Richmond
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Georgian Theatre Royal
03 Oct 2025
Newark
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Palace Theatre
04 Oct 2025
Chelmsford
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Theatre
09 Oct 2025
Bracknell
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Please #@!$ off to Mars
South Hill Park
10 Oct 2025
Birmingham
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MAC
11 Oct 2025
Buxton
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Pavilion Arts Centre
12 Oct 2025
Oxford
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Please #@!$ off to Mars
North Wall Arts Centre
16 Oct 2025 (7:50 PM)
Tunbridge Wells
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Trinity Theatre
17 Oct 2025
Norwich
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Playhouse
18 Oct 2025
Norwich
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Playhouse
NOVEMBER 2025
06 Nov 2025 (7:50 PM)
Worcester
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Huntingdon Hall
07 Nov 2025
Chesham
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Elgiva Theatre
13 Nov 2025
Chester
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Storyhouse Garret
14 Nov 2025
Bury St Edmunds
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The Apex
19 Nov 2025 (7:50 PM)
Hexham
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Queen's Hall
20 Nov 2025 (7:50 PM)
Barnard Castle
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The Witham
21 Nov 2025
Pocklington
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Arts Centre
22 Nov 2025 (7:50 PM)
Wantage
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The Beacon
26 Nov 2025
Canterbury
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Gulbenkian
27 Nov 2025
Teddington
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Landmark Arts Centre
28 Nov 2025
Brighton
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The Old Market
29 Nov 2025 (7:50 PM)
Hedge End
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Berry Theatre
DECEMBER 2025
04 Dec 2025
Swanage
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The Mowlem
05 Dec 2025 (7:50 PM)
Tiverton
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TCAT
06 Dec 2025
Great Torrington
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Plough Arts Centre
10 Dec 2025
Tewkesbury
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The Roses
11 Dec 2025
Stamford
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Corn Exchange
12 Dec 2025
Bath
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Roper Theatre
JANUARY 2026
29 Jan 2026
Aldershot
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West End Centre
MARCH 2026
13 Mar 2026
London
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Please #@!$ off to Mars
Leicester Square Theatre
20 Mar 2026
Loughborough
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Town Hall
21 Mar 2026
Lichfield
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Garrick Theatre
26 Mar 2026
Shrewsbury
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Theatre Severn
MAY 2026
16 May 2026
Bradford
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Please #@!$ off to Mars
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Bio
Winner Silver Dolphin Cannes Media Awards 2019 / Winner Best Film EVCOM Awards 2019 / Time Out Award Winner / New Zealand International Comedy Award Winner / Montreal Just For Laughs Comedy Festival Award Winner
Andy is a multi-award winning comedian who started his career writing for Weekending and Smith and Jones, and went on to become one of the main writers on the ground-breaking Spitting Image satirical puppet show. As well as being a regular on Mock The Week for ten years, Andy has performed on numerous radio and TV shows including Live at the Apollo, QI, Saturday Live, The Stand Up Show, The Comedy Store, The PMQ Show, Scrooby Trevithick, and Parsons and Naylor’s Pull-Out Sections.
To date he has done seven sell-out national tours and released four DVDs – ‘Britain’s Got Idiots’, ‘Gruntled’, ‘Slacktivist’ and ‘Live And Unleashed – But Naturally Cautious’, as well as his first standup special ‘Bafflingly Optimistic’ in 2025. He has released a podcast ‘Slacktivist Action Group’, recorded monthly at the Soho Theatre. He has also appeared on Question Time, The Daily Politics, This Week and Newsnight, and writes columns for The Independent and the i.

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I’ve been on the road for 20 years – these are the best service stations in the UK – The I, 8th August 2025
Forget a statue, Liz Truss doesn’t even deserve a portrait – The i, 13th June 2023
Nicki Minaj has met her match in Chris Whitty – let’s settle it with a rap battle – The Independent, 17th September 2021
You could power a wind turbine with all Boris Johnson and Allegra Stratton’s hot air on the climate crisis – The Independent, 30th July 2021
Turns out that stand-up comedy is a hell of a lot easier than homeschooling – The Independent, 23rd July 2021
How big is your rocket? Today’s space race is obscene – The Independent, 15th July 2021
David Beckham, Sven Forkbeard and one very angry assistant – imagine if Boris Johnson was England manager – The Independent, 8th July 2021
Won’t somebody think of the children? The government’s school Covid rules are a mess – The Independent, 1st July 2021
If Channel 4 needs to compete better with streaming services – perhaps a Downing Street drama would help? – The Independent, 24th June 2021