
After his nationwide critical-smash sellout 2023/24 Tour, Andy is back with a brand-new show. As seen on Netflix, Amazon Prime, BBC iPlayer, Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, and his 2025 NextUp standup special.
November 2026
12 Nov 2026
Scarborough
GBR
Please #@!$ off to Mars
Stephen Joseph Theatre
14 Nov 2026
Winchester
GBR
Please #@!$ off to Mars
Theatre Royal Winchester
19 Nov 2026
Exeter
GBR
Please #@!$ off to Mars
Barnfield Theatre
20 Nov 2026
Ivybridge
GBR
Please #@!$ off to Mars
The Watermark
27 Nov 2026
Settle
GBR
Please #@!$ off to Mars
Victoria Hall
28 Nov 2026 (4:00 PM)
Whitehaven
GBR
Please #@!$ off to Mars
Rosehill
28 Nov 2026 (8:00 PM)
Whitehaven
GBR
Please #@!$ off to Mars
Rosehill
December 2026
04 Dec 2026
Twickenham
GBR
Please #@!$ off to Mars
The Exchange
05 Dec 2026
Leicester
GBR
Please #@!$ off to Mars
The Y Theatre
January 2027
14 Jan 2027 (7:30 PM)
Corsham
GBR
Work in Progress
Pound Arts
February 2027
04 Feb 2027 (7:30 PM)
Southampton
GBR
Work in Progress
Hangar Farm
March 2027
04 Mar 2027 (8:00 PM)
Reading
GBR
Work in Progress
South Street Arts Cenrre
15 Mar 2027 (8:00 PM)
Hemel Hempstead
GBR
Work in Progress
Old Town Hall
24 Mar 2027 (7:30 PM)
Havant
GBR
Work in Progress
The Spring
April 2027
15 Apr 2027 (7:30 PM)
Bordon
GBR
Work in Progress
Phoenix Arts
22 Apr 2027 (7:30 PM)
Banbury
GBR
Work in Progress
Mill Arts Centre
May 2027
06 May 2027 (8:00 PM)
Guildford
GBR
Work in Progress
G Live Studio
20 May 2027 (8:00 PM)
Aldershot
GBR
Work in Progress
West End Centre
27 May 2027 (7:30 PM)
Southend
GBR
Work in Progress
Dixon Studio
June 2027
10 Jun 2027 (7:30 PM)
Winchester
GBR
Work in Progress
The ARC
17 Jun 2027 (7:30 PM)
Haverhill
GBR
Work in Progress
Arts Centre
July 2027
01 Jul 2027 (7:30 PM)
Walton-on-Thames
GBR
Work in Progress
Riverhouse Arts Centre
14 Jul 2027 (7:30 PM)
Faversham
GBR
Work in Progress
The Alex
21 Jul 2027 (8:00 PM)
Fareham
GBR
Work in Progress
Fareham Live Studio One
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Bio
Winner Silver Dolphin Cannes Media Awards / Winner Best Film EVCOM Awards / Time Out Award Winner / New Zealand International Comedy Award Winner / Montreal Just For Laughs Comedy Festival Award Winner
Andy is a multi-award winning comedian who started his career writing for Weekending and Smith and Jones, and went on to become one of the main writers on the ground-breaking Spitting Image satirical puppet show. As well as being a regular on Mock the Week for 10 years, Andy has performed on numerous radio and TV shows including Live at the Apollo, QI, Saturday Live, The Stand-Up Show, The Comedy Store, The PMQ Show, Scrooby Trevithick, and Parsons and Naylor’s Pull-Out Sections.
Andy’s comedy awards include the Time Out Comedy Award, the New Zealand International Comedy Award, the Montreal Just For Laughs Comedy Festival Award, and the Cannes Festival Silver Dolphin Award. To date he has done eight sell-out National tours and released four DVDs – Britain’s Got Idiots, Gruntled , Slacktivist, and Live & Unleashed – but Naturally Cautious, as well as a 2025 one hour Comedy Special called Bafflingly Optimistic which became top comedy pick on ITVX. He released a podcast Slacktivist Action Group, recorded monthly at the Soho Theatre. He has also appeared on Question Time, The Daily Politics, This Week, and Newsnight, and writes columns for The Independent and the i.

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I’m a comedian paying tax. My bank thinks I’m a fraudster – The i, 30th October 2026
The secret I discovered on a 20-year pub crawl – The i, 21st August 2026
I’ve been on the road for 20 years – these are the best service stations in the UK – The i, 8th August 2025
Forget a statue, Liz Truss doesn’t even deserve a portrait – The i, 13th June 2023
Nicki Minaj has met her match in Chris Whitty – let’s settle it with a rap battle – The Independent, 17th September 2021
You could power a wind turbine with all Boris Johnson and Allegra Stratton’s hot air on the climate crisis – The Independent, 30th July 2021
Turns out that stand-up comedy is a hell of a lot easier than homeschooling – The Independent, 23rd July 2021
How big is your rocket? Today’s space race is obscene – The Independent, 15th July 2021
David Beckham, Sven Forkbeard and one very angry assistant – imagine if Boris Johnson was England manager – The Independent, 8th July 2021
Won’t somebody think of the children? The government’s school Covid rules are a mess – The Independent, 1st July 2021
If Channel 4 needs to compete better with streaming services – perhaps a Downing Street drama would help? – The Independent, 24th June 2021





