
After his nationwide critical-smash sellout 2023/24 Tour, Andy is back with a brand-new show. As seen on Netflix, Amazon Prime, BBC iPlayer, Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, and his 2025 NextUp standup special.
April 2026
24 Apr 2026
Taunton
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Brewhouse
25 Apr 2026
Lyme Regis
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Marine Theatre
30 Apr 2026
Burton on Trent
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Brewhouse
May 2026
01 May 2026
Melton Mowbray
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Melton Theatre
07 May 2026
Swansea
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Taliesin
08 May 2026
Hereford
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Courtyard
09 May 2026
Basingstoke
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The Haymarket
15 May 2026
St Helens
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The Citadel Theatre
16 May 2026
Bradford
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Alhambra
21 May 2026
Altrincham
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Garrick
22 May 2026
Pocklington
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Arts Centre
June 2026
07 Jun 2026
Wimborne
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Tivoli
September 2026
17 Sep 2026
Folkestone
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Quarterhouse
18 Sep 2026
Cambridge
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Junction
19 Sep 2026
Lincoln
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New Theatre Royal
24 Sep 2026
Milton Keynes
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The Stables
25 Sep 2026
Barnstaple
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Queen's Theatre
26 Sep 2026
Plymouth
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Quad Theatre
October 2026
01 Oct 2026
Melksham
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Assembly Hall
02 Oct 2026
Chipping Norton
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Theatre
03 Oct 2026
Abergavenny
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Borough Theatre
07 Oct 2026
Nottingham
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Arts Theatre
08 Oct 2026
Bishop's Stortford
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South Mill Arts
10 Oct 2026
Tenbury Wells
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The Regal
14 Oct 2026
Carlisle
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Old Fire Station
15 Oct 2026
Darwen
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Library Theatre
November 2026
05 Nov 2026
Northampton
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Royal
06 Nov 2026
Farnham
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Maltings
07 Nov 2026
Frome
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Merlin
11 Nov 2026
Darlington
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Majestic
12 Nov 2026
Scarborough
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Stephen Joseph Theatre
14 Nov 2026
Winchester
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Theatre Royal
19 Nov 2026
Exeter
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Barnfield
20 Nov 2026
Ivybridge
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Watermark
27 Nov 2026
Settle
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Victoria Hall
28 Nov 2026
Whitehaven
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Rosehill
December 2026
04 Dec 2026
Twickenham
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Exchange
05 Dec 2026
Leicester
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Bio
Winner Silver Dolphin Cannes Media Awards 2019 / Winner Best Film EVCOM Awards 2019 / Time Out Award Winner / New Zealand International Comedy Award Winner / Montreal Just For Laughs Comedy Festival Award Winner
Andy is a multi-award winning comedian who started his career writing for Weekending and Smith and Jones, and went on to become one of the main writers on the ground-breaking Spitting Image satirical puppet show. As well as being a regular on Mock The Week for ten years, Andy has performed on numerous radio and TV shows including Live at the Apollo, QI, Saturday Live, The Stand Up Show, The Comedy Store, The PMQ Show, Scrooby Trevithick, and Parsons and Naylor’s Pull-Out Sections.
To date he has done seven sell-out national tours and released four DVDs – ‘Britain’s Got Idiots’, ‘Gruntled’, ‘Slacktivist’ and ‘Live And Unleashed – But Naturally Cautious’, as well as his first standup special ‘Bafflingly Optimistic’ in 2025. He has released a podcast ‘Slacktivist Action Group’, recorded monthly at the Soho Theatre. He has also appeared on Question Time, The Daily Politics, This Week and Newsnight, and writes columns for The Independent and the i.

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Archive
I’ve been on the road for 20 years – these are the best service stations in the UK – The i, 8th August 2025
Forget a statue, Liz Truss doesn’t even deserve a portrait – The i, 13th June 2023
Nicki Minaj has met her match in Chris Whitty – let’s settle it with a rap battle – The Independent, 17th September 2021
You could power a wind turbine with all Boris Johnson and Allegra Stratton’s hot air on the climate crisis – The Independent, 30th July 2021
Turns out that stand-up comedy is a hell of a lot easier than homeschooling – The Independent, 23rd July 2021
How big is your rocket? Today’s space race is obscene – The Independent, 15th July 2021
David Beckham, Sven Forkbeard and one very angry assistant – imagine if Boris Johnson was England manager – The Independent, 8th July 2021
Won’t somebody think of the children? The government’s school Covid rules are a mess – The Independent, 1st July 2021
If Channel 4 needs to compete better with streaming services – perhaps a Downing Street drama would help? – The Independent, 24th June 2021





