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Please #@!$ off to Mars
Life is hard. Come and have a laugh about it.
After his nationwide critical-smash sellout 2023/24 Tour, Andy is back with a brand-new show. As seen on Netflix, Amazon Prime, BBC iPlayer, Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, and his 2025 NextUp stand-up special.
'Hysterical. Andy Parsons is on fire' The Mirror
'Very funny' - The Times
'Laugh-out-loud funny' - The Sunday Telegraph
'It's great to welcome sharp, topical comedy and Parsons remains one of its most skilful exponents' - The Guardian
'Potato-headed' - The Evening Standard
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OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! New tour on sale... Buy your tickets now on my website. Look forward to seeing you there - or hearing you there, if the lights are a bit dazzling.
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Not much of a view if you’d booked to go to the top of The Shard this evening….
Somebody at Avanti West Coast needs to tell somebody else at Avanti West Coast that this train was CANCELLED. How likely am I after my most recent journey to recommend Avanti West Coast to friends, family and colleagues? Well, not to friends or family but there are a few colleagues I might recommend it to.
So Elon Musk is now frothing about British policing. Perhaps he'd prefer them to follow X's example and sack 80% of the workforce and then do very little policing at all.
Overhead photo shows that Kishane Thompson can console himself that he may only have a silver medal chest but he does have a gold medal foot. Will no doubt go for a thicker vest next time - or perhaps pierced nipples....
Happy retirement Andy Murray - the only MTW audience member to ever get a standing ovation.
So interest rates have gone down from 5.25% to 5% but inflation is only 2% but that is the CPI not the core CPI which is 3.5% or the RPI which is 2.9% or the CPIH which is 2.8% which is what the RPI will become in 2030 which will be bad news for DBPS but it's VFHOT and JFGI but bottom line is VLFD to RENT.
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Winner Silver Dolphin Cannes Media Awards 2019 / Winner Best Film EVCOM Awards 2019 / Time Out Award Winner / New Zealand International Comedy Award Winner / Montreal Just For Laughs Comedy Festival Award Winner
Andy is a multi-award winning comedian who started his career writing for Weekending and Smith and Jones, and went on to become one of the main writers on the ground-breaking Spitting Image satirical puppet show. As well as being a regular on Mock The Week for ten years, Andy has performed on numerous radio and TV shows including Live at the Apollo, QI, Saturday Live, The Stand Up Show, The Comedy Store, The PMQ Show, Scrooby Trevithick, and Parsons and Naylor’s Pull-Out Sections.
To date he has done seven sell-out national tours and released four DVDs – Britain’s Got Idiots, Gruntled, Slacktivist and Live And Unleashed – But Naturally Cautious, as well as releasing a podcast Slacktivist Action Group, recorded monthly at the Soho Theatre. He has also appeared on Question Time, The Daily Politics, This Week and Newsnight, and writes columns for The Independent.
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